Goofy Fucker

A person, often a roommate, that is excessively naive, strange, and clueless. Often small town country boys that attend college in the city turn out to be goofy fuckers.

Brandon - Did you hear what Jason did?

Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.

Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.

by iSpeakTruth November 4, 2008

pastry fucker

A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.

Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!

by mandi November 28, 2003

Duck Fucker

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck

Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"

by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009

burrito fucker

When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.

Juan's wife Christina sure is a burrito fucker.

by SovietSupremeTaco December 6, 2015

Poopie fucker

someone who has anal sex with someone with shit in their ass

Man 1: that shit felt good on my dick when i was poopie fucking her.
Man 2: Ewwww
Man 1: what you aint a poopie fucker?

by asschbi fuck you December 2, 2010

train fucker

A train fucker(a) is a mofo who messes shit up because it's fun for him sometimes. Usually funny if taken in a more cynical sense. Also an insult.

train fucker train fucka

by cc7 September 17, 2013

Fuckered up

The result of a futile attempt to accomplish something only to leave things in a worse state than before you started.

Marcus thought he could fix his car himself, but now it's all fuckered up and his punk ass can't get to work.

by Mad Squabbs July 26, 2017