Friend Squeal 

A high pitched noise produced by humans (typically girls) when they have spotted a friend (usually at a bar). The pitch of the squeal is directly proportionate to the amount of alcohol that has been consumed and/or the amount of time that has passed between seeing said friend.

After consuming a number of shots, Nancy let out a friend squeal when she saw her old friend Tammy walk into the bar.

Friend Squeal by coleyw November 26, 2017

friend kathleen

She is an amazing friend and will always have your back. She is a little lazy but is super crafty and comes up with the best heartfelt gifts. You will fall in love with her immediately and will laugh with her for the rest of your days.

My friend kathleen is amazing!

friend kathleen by butternutquash December 6, 2017

friend ghosting 

A horrible way to end a nebulous hookup situation with someone you don’t exactly like to avoid confrontation.

“Dude how’s Stacy?”
“I don’t know man, I think she’s totally friend ghosting me, she barely answers my texts anymore.”

friend ghosting by shiftyshady May 3, 2018

Friend Zone 

A term used to stigmatize women for not having reciprocate feelings towards someone who is "into them". It is intended to make females feel bad for not liking someone in a romantic/sexual way.

This girl just left me in the Friend Zone. What a tight ass she is for not being attracted to each and every male human being she knows. And she DARES to think it is fine for us to only be friends? I can't believe I've been nice to her all this time and she isn't even gonna sleep with me.

Friend Zone by HeimdallTheGatekeeper February 11, 2018

Friend Zone Body 

FZB for short
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.

A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.

Friend: You should give him a chance. He always checks up on you.

Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.

Friend Zone Body by MarKey Soulé May 17, 2018

friend hickey 

When you give your friend a hickey out of friendship

I just gave Jon a friend hickey.

friend hickey by rosieposieprolapse May 17, 2018

friend-eater 

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.

Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!

friend-eater by Lieselock May 24, 2018