A moist fart that seems to creep out of your butt-cheeks like a bubble. Often feels like it lurks in the crack for a few moments.
by longrider700 January 30, 2015
Get the Bubble Fartmug. The inability to successfully produce an effortless secretion of intestinal gas through the anus.
Warning** -The deliberate forcing of said constipated fart can result in undesirable faecal matter
Warning** -The deliberate forcing of said constipated fart can result in undesirable faecal matter
I didn't know if I had a constipated fart or not, so I sat on the toilet and pushed,but nothing came out; not even a wisp of air. Therefore, I pushed with even greater force until a sudden release of unpleasant gas was excreted.
by Alekatie June 25, 2010
Get the Constipated fartmug. One who places their lips against the anus of another while taking a loud ripping fart into their mouth and gulping it down
Sherry sure loves to give rip jobs. Then that bitch locked on to my ass and became my fart swallower.
by Teninch Tool August 26, 2008
Get the FART SWALLOWERmug. When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.
by Lesloo March 21, 2008
Get the fart patrolmug. The noise that is made while kissing another person's lips resulting in a fart like sound. Happens right as you're pulling your lips apart from one another.
On our first date we were so into each other that when we were passionately kissing, everytime we pulled our lips apart we kept kiss farting! It was soo uhhhmaaaazing!
by geemuney December 26, 2013
Get the Kiss fartmug. One who covers their nose with the collar of their shirt to avoid the odor of a heinous fart, thus resembling a ninja.
by Dave Beyer July 30, 2008
Get the fart ninjamug. by Anton Chigurh January 1, 2009
Get the cut a fartmug.