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fanny weasel

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.
by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009
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fanny pack

The excess fat that hangs down from the stomach in the fashion of a "fanny pack."
Mike -Damn, she's a fuckin fatass!
Chris -Yeah bro, she's got a fuckin fanny pack!
by BlackMagic6011 April 7, 2007
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FancyDope

Dope but more fancier
Those socks are FancyDope !!
by ClayNinja March 6, 2020
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FancyLogan

FancyLogan is a one piece tiktoker and gamer! He has decent takes but still can’t scale properly. He has a negative K/D in COD and is a fortnite kid
FancyLogan can not beat Goku
by Yotsuba is Best Girl February 20, 2021
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fancraptic

Sarcastic way of saying that something sucks. Combination of the words fantastic and crap.
Jim: "Dude, check out my new sunglasses I got at the gas station!"
Bob: "Yeah, they're fancraptic..."
by Michael.s December 11, 2005
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fanny pulling

Usually used when homosexual people go out on the pull. Can be used with straight men going out to pull girls. General term for lesbians out in a gay bar on the pull!
Rose: where are you going stella?
Stella: Just out with Stoo
Rose: ah i see your going fanny pulling
(stella blushes)!!!!!!!!!!!
by eadybum November 9, 2008
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fanny vegetarian

female who has been single for a while and prefers (organic) vegetables to shop bought toys to tide her over
In the last couple of weeks, I have wrapped muself around a courgette (don't like the texture much) and a couple opf organic carrots (much better) and a cucumber but hell they are wayyyy too bulky! But seriously, it's time for a piece of meat, I don't want to stay a fanny vegetarian for ever!
by JuxTheFirst October 10, 2008
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