Evan

Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.

Evan: oh hi
Anyone ever: *stares in amazement*

by thats poggers man April 21, 2022

Evan

Evans can be one of the MOST humorous of friends. Although they may seem sketchy they got your back! They act tough and or invisible but they have been through a lot of stress. Sometimes they make you laugh even when not present! Many Evans are very attractive and or Handsome. They always seem to find their way into trouble and are very carefree or casual about it. They are overall crazy and amazing friends.

Person 1 : Oh look it's my FTH ( friend till hell ) Evan!
Person 2 : Yup, he's such an Evan!
Person 1 : He's gotten detention AGAIN

by Banina April 22, 2022

evan

A guy who likes feet

Evan: Hi I'm Evan
Girl: Ewww

by dr.leaky butthole April 23, 2022

Evan

A smart very intelligent black man that is very athletic

Evan is very smart and intelligent.

by vv April 25, 2022

evan

evan is a God of gods

evan is our god

by jfbcdhf dsx May 2, 2022

Jake Evans

A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.

Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right

by JAKEURMOMSNAKE May 2, 2022

evan dillworth

dumb idiot that doesn’t know how to play minecraft

“diamonds spawn below -60” “no they don’t, what are you, evan dillworth??

by noahbragg79 May 3, 2022