A person in court who snitch on Fresno gang members saying who is the leader and if they let them they kill him and before that snitched on a drug dealer he was driving around on where he hid the drugs at in the car a no good son of a bitch
by Airekoner October 4, 2024

Makes music that makes me believe that I am white and wealthy, and yet, I am neither one of those things.
Eric Clapton takes me away into a world of glitz, glamour, coke and an overall ambience of debauchery that I deeply crave in my pauperism lifestyle.
by ACunny December 1, 2023

A meticulous accountant.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
"How do we track this?"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
by Durrick April 6, 2022

person 1: eric is emo
person 2: no he just looks like that
person 3:the earth is big
eric:you know what else is big
person 3: your m-
eric: the sun
person 2: no he just looks like that
person 3:the earth is big
eric:you know what else is big
person 3: your m-
eric: the sun
by yeetus cleetus deletus feetus October 20, 2022

I don't know about your Eric but I know about mine. He's the definition of "He's one of the good ones". He makes me feel safe, loved, appreciated, and happy. He's my calm in the chaos. My favorite forever. The love of my life. There's never a boring moment with us. Our days are full of laughter and cuddles, or adventures and ice cream. I've never been with a man who treated me so well. From helping with house chores to just holding me while I'm sad(or having a normal PMS emotional day). He is my protector, my hero, and my soulmate. I'm so lucky we ended up together and I can't wait to be his wife one day and be able to tell people "this is my husband" because it just feels right. ❤️
I've found my Eric 🖤💙🖤
by knowerofall18 June 28, 2024

by bruhmomenttypeofbeat March 14, 2020
