off the edge

Just beyond the standard definition of ‘normal’ in society, but not quite off the deep end. Frequently associated with constant usage of mild hallucinogens.

John: “I’ve been so done with everyone’s shit lately, I just put a fuckton of salt in my teacher’s coffee when he wasn’t looking.”
Brad: “Damn, you kinda going off the edge, for real.”

by Details808 October 29, 2021

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ultimate boredom at its finest.

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by pee675894320573956678954895 February 17, 2022

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Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022

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Hitting the edge

Slang for sucking the sides of a dick.

Could you please continue hitting the edges?

by Mr DS May 27, 2023

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I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.

Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023

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