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watching paint dry

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.
Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.
by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015
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dry cell pig

Another term for, "battery hog" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this flashlight is a real dry cell pig! I just put a new set of D cells in 20 minutes ago and they're already going to pot!
by Telephony October 8, 2018
mugGet the dry cell pigmug.

my arm is dry

my cock is not lubricated, my cock is not hard, my arm is literally dry
God dang, my arm is dry and she will be over in ten minutes.
by chockoff February 7, 2017
mugGet the my arm is drymug.

Dry my lizard

To urinate, make water, relieve yourself, take a leak, spend a penny, pass water.

The phrase can be used in many situations, with the best one being when you're going to toilet and want to emphasize it through announcing it by using a synonym.

The origin of the phrase refers to a typical behavior of lizards, which lay on stones when they want to dry themselves.
"2 seconds guys, I need to dry my lizard."
by Homeboy[[ May 31, 2009
mugGet the Dry my lizardmug.

Dry my drip

It’s something you say to someone when they try to ruin your vibe or make you feel bad about yourself I
Why you always tryna dry my drip
by Italy Arteaga December 28, 2019
mugGet the Dry my dripmug.

extra dry handjob

No lube no spit just skin on skin making the most friction as possible
I gave him his first extra dry handjob, he loved it!
by Sts#1 September 8, 2017
mugGet the extra dry handjobmug.

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