Wheelchair Drunk

Getting beyond your-highest-level of intoxicated while on vacation, having the hotel staff wheelchair you back to your room because of your silly amount of intoxication.

Buddy, I was in Mexico last weekend with the woman, all inclusive drinks got me fucking wheelchair drunk.

by AllThatJazzo December 30, 2018

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Nacro Drunk

Someone who falls asleep after consuming 6 or more pints or lager/ale.

That Mackers is such a bloody nacro drunk!

by Dave Brent November 30, 2006

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Drunk in the funk

When you're so sleep deprived you feel high/drunk. This may or may not only apply to people who are Bipolar.

I've been awake for 4 days straight, I'm so drunk in the funk, just laying on the floor laughing hysterically. I can see through time.

by SsaladFingers April 25, 2016

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Drunk Muffin

A girl with a big butt that is drunk

Hey drunk muffin are you ready to go home?

by Estradak78 April 18, 2019

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Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.

Drunk bet

Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."

The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.

Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."

Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .

by Lienad Oldar March 25, 2017

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