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California Drop

When during porn, it is impossible to get a doggystyle shot without the guys balls blocking the view. Solved by letting the girl hold the camera. It is not mentioned, but universally known, that the California Drop Problem has vexed porn producers and watchers for years.

Along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see "False Alarm"), the California Drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended porn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, E.R.-like attempts to resuscitate one's erection.

During these times, it is admissible to either:
A) Get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
B)Fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position
When the California Drop strikes:

"Hey, this is a pretty darn good porn video"
*Camera angle switches*
"Dude, no....."
*Rewinds to missionary position*
by Dsky171 December 10, 2010
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Word-Drop

Expressing a nonessential or unnecessary word in an expression to produce an emotional reaction and mental and physical actions. Comparable to name-dropping.
It was sufficient for the hotel's manager to tell the customer that they "will do everything they can to make her stay as enjoyable as possible." However, before saying "as possible" he said "and stress-free," thereby inserting the notion of "stress" into their brains, which made their brains automatically replay memories of the times they had felt "stress." Though the word "free" after the word "stress" always attempts to create the illusion that it eviscerates all "stress", his word-drop made her presence at the hotel less enjoyable than "as possible." Her intuition told her to find a different hotel and she canceled her reservation. Said differently, pissed-off that the stupid clerk reminded her that "stress" exists, she realized she would be better of finding a different hotel to escape more stupidity she foresaw approaching.
by but for October 23, 2017
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Joy Dropping

A solo sex act where a male heats his scrotum with a hair dryer or similar impliment followed by "dropping" in a bowl of ice water to introduce rapid temperature change. This results in the testicles shrinking (shrinkage) and if done properly, a "hands free" ejaculation/masturbation.
Dude! My roomate was trying Joy Dropping and burned his nuts with the hair dryer! That idiot needs a real girlfriend...
by WankDoctor August 14, 2011
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drop that pussy

A woman squatting over a guy's hand and droppin thos lips.
"So drop that pussy bitch
I got what you want
Drop that pussy bitch
Film it, film it
This bitch want me to film it"
by TickleYerFancy February 2, 2018
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Schloopy Drop

When the beat hits so frucken hard, that you piss yer britches but you’re jammin’ out so hard that you don’t realize your pants are gooey until the morning.
Guy number one: Woah dude, this time is sick

The beat: BOOOOOOOM BOW WOW BOOM

Britches: gets pissed

You: bee bopping so hard

the next day
You: Oh shit. I totally got a Schloopy Drop last night. My britches are so gooey right now.
by Big shins mcgee May 22, 2022
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Dark Drop

When you take a shit at the toilet with the light off.
Shit man, i took a dark drop today, it felt so nice.
by eXtreeeeme March 7, 2009
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Lully Drop

Adjective. Expression for satisfaction with the first sip of a well deserved drink.
My fam, that is a lully drop
by livpoksoc October 2, 2016
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