Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

by Mathsbot November 4, 2021

Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.

When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.

by Fruitloop72 November 4, 2021

Dave

Dave is a kpop stan. Also,he loves watching kdrama, cdrama, name it lol. But he's a silent guy. You have to think twice first before you mess with him or else he'll get rid of you by just looking at you with an evilish eye.🙀

Me: Hi Dave , you're watching kpop again
Him: *ignores u*

by sweet_tur_crow2004 August 14, 2021

Dave

This name is used for people heavily addicted to squirrels.

Dave: SQUIRREL!
Alex: Chill Dave its only a squirrel.

by .iausdgbfyuihjbsdvfuisdhfvb August 18, 2021

davefrancoslefthand

davefrancoslefthand is the left hand of famous hot person Dave Franco, some could even say it's the hand he wipes his ass with, she is the hand of all hands, and is much cooler than you and your fat non handed mother.

'that ugly loser has such disgusting hands, they could never be as cool and elite as davefrancoslefthand.'

by Flan_from_Stan2.0 September 7, 2021

davegrohlsgreasyhair

Davegrohlsgreasyhair is a tiktoker who makes extremely funny and enjoyable content. Her content usually consists of jokes about rockstars, her love for dave grohl and daniel johns, and a raging metal obsession. If you enjoy these topics Davegrohlsgreasyhair might just be the tiktoker for you!

My favorite tiktoker is DaveGrohlsGreasyHair.
Did you see davegrohlsgreasyhair’s new video?

by Davegrohlsgreasyhair September 7, 2021

Dave

To Dave (Verb) is an abbreviation of phrase: Distributing Audio Visual Equipment. If one is to Dave they must acquire an electronics distribution license, otherwise the act of DAVE-ing is invalidated and reduced to simple illegal trading.

“Yo did you see that couple? They set up all the equipment for this gig and then just continued partying!”

“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”

by Dodgy Dave (wants sex) September 11, 2021