A deadbeat dan is a father figure, usually suffering from an addiction or substance abuse( drugs or alcohol). Can or will have multiple offspring from different parents, with out ever being married. Is typically a toxic person, and thinks very highly of themselves, but has little life accomplishments to speak of.
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Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
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Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
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