donkey strum 

An act of anal sex in which the male simultaneously strums the female's clitoris like a guitar...similar to the donkey punch but without violence

Jamie performed a donkey strum on me last night and it was awesome

donkey strum by nikki nix does trix January 8, 2011

Donkey Cute 

When you or it is so ugly it's cute

The character Doby in Harry Potter is Donkey Cute
Donkey cute faces are faces only a mother can love

Donkey Cute by An Jan Ban San January 13, 2011

Donkey Sunset 

An event where an English teacher can use as a scape goat for his class

Just draw a Donkey sunset.

Donkey Sunset by DonkeySunset March 10, 2011

donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,

shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!

donkey ark by dickyseamen November 16, 2011

Donkey cute 

when you are so ugly you're cute

Steve is donkey cute
The donkey from Shrek is donkey cute

Donkey cute by BeStEvErRrR! September 2, 2011

Donkey Trap 

When you slow play the best hand in poker and call down a players bet. Mainly playing Texas Holdem

I slow played my aces and set my donkey trap.

Donkey Trap by Mikkster78 October 10, 2011

Donkey Show 

When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.

Randy: has anyone seen MoeZ?

Sobhe: he is in the back putting on a Donkey Show!

Donkey Show by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011