Kirczow and Happy Cow

Rhythm without reason gone horribly wrong. A Sigma Pi date party idea that ended up with one very lonely brother. A night that will live in infamy and further cemented young Kirczow's reputation as 'The Pork.'

"What's the worst date party idea you've ever heard of? "
'Definitely Kirczow and Happy Cow'

by GGucci Phil July 9, 2017

Pregnant Mom Cow

A word used to describe a person (usually male) who smells musty and all around seems like a pregnant mom cow.

“Damn Ethan really be smelling and looking like a Pregnant Mom Cow today”

by Addy Smith January 28, 2020

funne polish cow

The Funne Polish Cow is the dancing cow from the song Tylko Jedno W Głowie Mam or translated into english "
I have only one in my head"

Man 1: "Hey you know that funne polish cow?"

Man 2: "Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia- W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz, (chorus) Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam W krainę za zapomnienia- W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz"

by funne person :) May 11, 2022

Blow-dried cow

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.

"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"

by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020

Cow Pattie Palace

This is the tag the locals have given the court house in Madison County, Il because of all the bullshit the lawyers spew out there.

The local politicians have converged on the Cow Pattie Palace to screw another company. Bullshit in a barn yard is not as deep as the court rooms in the Cow Pattie Palace.

by dansey December 11, 2007

Devin Nunes cow

First banned on Truth Social.

Devin

Nunes is a farmer. I heard he owns a cow. It's Devin Nunes cow.

by don Juan Diego February 23, 2022

Bob The Purple Cow

The biggest Asshole on the planet

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow

by hamturkey May 16, 2017