cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011

butter cake

when a girl has everything going for her except her ability to bake a cake

bro 1: I met a chick last night, great body, cute face, awesome personality. but when we went back to her house her cake game was poor as hell.
bro 2: no point in calling a butter cake back

by sausage June 2, 2015

Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

spud cakes

Male ejaculant

joe: Tom were you making spud cakes last night i tried to call you
tom: i was with my girlfriend and she milked me for all im worth

by Mcfiend March 12, 2014

Zebra cake

The act where the female defecates and the male jizzes on it

Man that zebra cake left a mess

by nikiomgee16 July 4, 2020

smut cake

another term to describe a certain type of femal mostly a fellatious female a promiscuous female a female who puts out regularly with little to no requirements.

I thought you and Karen were good friends. Nah she's a smut cake!

by Stadiumjay January 7, 2015

Cake Station

ATM

I went to the cake station to deposit my monies.

by evildragon May 7, 2012