Getting an erection before, during and after watching “Avengers - Infinity War” and keeping it hard by rewatchng all Marvel movies just to go see the movie again.
Dude! I’m so stoked to go see the new Avengers movie “Avengers - Infinity wars” that I’ve had a Marvel Boner for days! Let’s go watch it, you’ll see what I mean!
by Toonis May 31, 2018
Get the Marvel Bonermug. The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.
by Slanglord9000 May 8, 2016
Get the Compassion Bonermug. Dan: Hey man, where's that cool rug you got last week?
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...
by THE ASS BREAKAAAHH August 14, 2011
Get the Rug Bonermug. When you’re so buff, you have veins leading down to your dick. This was a term coined by the ex vine star Cody Ko.
by Peoplewithcommonsense August 10, 2021
Get the boner veinsmug. When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).
Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.
by Candygem729 November 14, 2016
Get the Jean Bonermug. When a guy is horny with a girl and loses all sense of conscious thought. Basically he starts thinking with his dick instead of his brain.
by Waltzer_ July 10, 2016
Get the Boner Pilotmug. Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.
by penishandle June 4, 2018
Get the boner ovenmug.