Eli (The best boyfriend)

Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.

1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)

by Joshua87 August 14, 2022

Chipotle Bag Boyfriend

When a man who typically has golden or tanned skin is covered in tattoos. These tattoos are usually doodle like. This resembles a chipotle bag.

You would have a chipotle bag boyfriend!

by gibbytheboxerboy July 4, 2024

boyfriend

something we both know your never gonna have

me: did you get a boyfriend yet
you: no
me:i knew that

by natalietkx February 10, 2023

fake boyfriend syndrome

When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like

I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.

by honoura November 22, 2013

boyfriend

someone who is always there for you before anyone else is , someone who LOVES you . someone you can hangout with . the person that you depend evrything with . someone who treats you good .

wow i have a great ass boyfriend

by urfaveamerican October 2, 2019

Boyfriend

Somebody you think you can trust, somebody you think you can love forever. Somebody who makes like you have everything, yet can make you feel like you have nothing once they leave you feeling hopeless. Somebody who makes you feel happy and depressed at the same time. You feel like once they leave it's the end of the world. Yet you shouldn't love somebody and trust them until you can love and trust yourself.

"I though he'd always be my boyfriend, did I do something wrong?"

by -Your Personal Definition Help June 24, 2020

BOB (battery operated boyfriend)

A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.

Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.

by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016