Freed the beaver.

Shaving the p...

Things were out of control down there so I freed the beaver.

by Babers 1009 January 23, 2021

stinkity beaver

1. when something going great suddenly goes horrible

2. scoring zero points in a game or competition

1.
Someone: The bases are loaded, the tying run is on third, and Dobbs is up.
Someone else: Stinkity beaver!
2.
Someone: The phillies got the bases loaded three times last night and still didn't score.

Someone else: Yeah, that was a stinkity beaver!

by ebbie479 August 11, 2010

An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers

1- a distraction
2- the feeling you get when you really need to take a shit

1- uh, HEY look! An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers

2- Let me in before I let out An overwhelming Amount Of Beavers, and you're gonna be the one cleaning it up.

by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough September 18, 2016

Beaver Burp

Slang for vaginal flatulence. See Queef

I was about to go down on her when she let out a loud beaver burp.

by BeaverBurp March 7, 2019

Beavered

The act of Submerging an unwilling victim under water while in a locked cage, then proceeding to fuck them

1 - Dude what should we do on our first date
2 - You should totally make her get beavered

by succulentchild74 September 12, 2021

Beavering

When a girl, during the giving of a blowjob, turns her head sideways and uses her mouth around the underside of the penis, near the base. She performs an up and down or nibbling technique, similar to a beaver chewing on a tree.

Carl's girl couldn't fit my dick in her mouth, so she had to resort to a handy j with some enthusiastic beavering.

by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 22, 2017

Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)

That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023