by sandfag May 28, 2014
Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
by salmon_eggs August 22, 2024
by Power476 December 23, 2020
when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river
Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby
by thatsouthernboy January 01, 2018
A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.
Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.
by Hot Franklin January 10, 2023
1. A person usually large in stature who represents both horny and silly personality traits
2. A filler word used to shock and add spice to a conversation among your peers open for interpretation
2. A filler word used to shock and add spice to a conversation among your peers open for interpretation
Jeremiah: weather outside sure is crazy huh?
Christopher: yea man sure (says with boredom)
James: Rivers cum!
Christopher: yea man sure (says with boredom)
James: Rivers cum!
by The Italian sausage February 27, 2025
No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The name originated during a choir practice (probably somewhere in SDC or maybe ELC…definitely not in Texas or Arizona) when a PA, after a couple too many celebration beers, slurred the words “Ranger Belt” and ever since, it’s been called a River Belt. You can Google it.
by Owen Crash November 16, 2021