cake and bake

The act of baking a cake while smoking weed

Holy shit, I had the best cake and bake last night

by Chodecrusher January 10, 2018

newly baked

New girlfriend/boyfriend

Are you comming to the party this weekend?
Nah man, i’m going with my newly baked to the cinema.

by Obuszek_Okruszek June 22, 2020

Baked on

To be baked on is when your boys burn your ass with some comments and now they are baking on you

Hey John is about to bake on Anthony
Or Anthony was baked on

by Marktwain6996 April 04, 2019

Baked Tomato

Having sexual intercourse with a girl that is on her period

I gave my girl a baked tomato last night

by King Chapo June 16, 2016

The Nazi Wake-and-Bake

when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.

Karl: “i gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since 🤓”
Matt: “Thats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to her”

by TheMotherPlucker April 11, 2024

baked louie

A sexual act in which you shit on your partners chest and then holds them under the covers, like a dutch oven, thus "baking" the louie in the dutch oven.

i gave my girlfriend a baked louie and she LOVED it!!!

by louietheboxer April 03, 2010

Half Baked Barry

When male genitalia is only 50% erect. Also known as a semi.

"that porno has given me a half baked Barry"

by House of Spoon September 23, 2009