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The Austin Bock Theory

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.
Adjective
“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him
by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024
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Austin

Someone who is damaged. Who is beaten to shit inside and dosent share a word. He's head strong but when you lie over stuff he cares about. If he says he feels fine ask him 2 more times. If he tears up tell him to talk to you. He should open up.he loves to party. He's smart, funny. But most of all, he'll fight for who he loves.
Austin, talk to me.
by Death by me. October 20, 2022
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Austin Li

Why is Austin Li so f*king gay
by CjCool11 January 18, 2024
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Austinized

When someone goes to or moves to Austin and instantly becomes pretentious. They will usually make sure to let their buddies know exactly just how cool they are for being in Austin and how much better it is there then where they are from. They can usually be seen taking pictures of their food or anything really austin-esque to send to their buddies back home.
Hey whatever happened to him? He used to be so humble.

Awhhh man he went to Austin and came back austinized
by thelovermuthafucka August 30, 2019
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Austin

Austin is a smart, wise, and sharp. Good with money.he is very intelligent and reasonable. He is always the person you want to be around.very successful. Very attractive and nice this is the kind of man that if you are lucky to date him you don't want to let him go. He will be mindful about your feelings but funny at the same time. He knows how to have a gun tome and people love him.
Have you met austin?
Oh boy! He is the lid all guys and girls want to be around..
by Field6 November 23, 2021
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Austin Oil Change

when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out
He's never been able to shit right after jimmy gave him that Austin oil change!
by blissful ignorance January 14, 2025
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Austin

Someone who is just awful at tennis like really bad at it.
by DreadWizard14 May 9, 2022
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