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Gentleman Asshole

The type of guy that would open doors for his lady but the moment she starts getting out of line he will stand up for himself not caring about the double standards.
“Honey I’m not an asshole, I’m a gentleman asshole, there is a different.”
by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022
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Asshole Vibing

When a man and a woman are spooning, the mans penis is inserted into the womans asshole and they just lay there and spoon.
me and my girlfriend were asshole vibing yesterday! it was amazing!
by AetherJK March 13, 2020
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asshole-worthiness

a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have
"Yeah, Julian is cool but his asshole-worthiness makes him uncool."
by Cool Cat 224 May 24, 2015
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asshole it up

To change the manner in treatment of others whereby the new change in attitude and treatment justifies being called an asshole
1. I'm sick of being so nice to people. I need to asshole it up
by Hashkey February 29, 2012
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The Asshole Gaggle

A group of fourteen or more close friends or family members who gather together and form a large group of tubes on a body of water. The group is usually tied together and connected to one tube that bears an anchor. In order to join The Asshole Gaggle from shore, one must apply sunscreen and/or be intoxicated.
"At some point this week we need to form The Asshole Gaggle"

"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"
by bunterr August 14, 2018
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the devil's asshole

An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.
It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!
by yqwertzx August 27, 2022
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protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.
Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.
by prakkattack96 December 14, 2015
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