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protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.
Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.
by prakkattack96 December 14, 2015
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The Asshole Gaggle

A group of fourteen or more close friends or family members who gather together and form a large group of tubes on a body of water. The group is usually tied together and connected to one tube that bears an anchor. In order to join The Asshole Gaggle from shore, one must apply sunscreen and/or be intoxicated.
"At some point this week we need to form The Asshole Gaggle"

"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"
by bunterr August 14, 2018
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the devil's asshole

An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.
It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!
by yqwertzx August 27, 2022
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firecrotch asshole

When a person leaks his nudes on twitter and says that he has a big dick but he actually has a 3 inch firecrotch
Man that dude Declan is a real firecrotch asshole
by himynamedbvdd June 9, 2016
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Asshole moat

1) A moat that keeps assholes away from your living space
2)a sex position most used by bored college students
Oh shit, Karen lives in your building? Jeez, you should get an asshole moat.
by Angieeebeee May 9, 2010
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unintentional asshole

A genuinely good guy who, despite his best intentions, says or does things that hurt a girl emotionally.
Aaron was a really nice guy but ended up being an unintentional asshole to the girl he loved when he said to her, “I think you really look great with less make-up!”
by Aaaaaa- aron May 14, 2023
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Reverse Asshole

When a person is being so nice that is makes other people uncomfortable.
Dude, Gary grabbed the bill and paid for everyone's meal for no reason again. I wanted to pay for my own meal, Gary is being a real reverse asshole.
by NotKeithGary June 5, 2023
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