Air Conditioner

When a man cums on a woman's (man's) chest and then using the coolness of an ice bucket he hardens his male secretions and then after sometime chisels it off with her high heel shoe.

One time when I was with John, I splooged all over his chest. Luckily, we were having a bar-b-que and I had ice on hand allowing me to perform an air conditioner on him. Also, I was lucky that he was a transvestite.

"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."

by John Melidi September 8, 2006

air jordan

u slam ur cock in her pussy and say u want me to slam dunck my cock in ur mounth or ur ass

i slam cock in ur ass

by charlie sorrenti September 25, 2003

Air cadet

A phrase used to describe someone who chats air
Similar to Wasteman

"It's kind of unfair to get, a big lecture from an air cadet" - JME

by DaveG217 July 11, 2007

air and hair

going to the toilet and doing a big strong fart instead of a shit

home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all

by muffmirkin May 21, 2019

air bubbles

When air exits the vagina creating a gas like sound when inserted from behind. Also known as a quief.

It not what you think it was, it was just air bubbles.

by jimbo3415 August 24, 2008

air attack

Its a Ft Hood thing...

I wish he would quit Air Attacking me. He is too motivated.

by OptimusJew May 22, 2008

air sing

lip synching while wearing earphones

He: What wrong with Bob? He's moving his lips but no sound.
She: He's air singing with his iPod.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 12, 2010