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Zach Lauer

Zach Lauer watches cat porn daily.

by titties_kick_dicks December 31, 2013

Cat sausage

N; a sausage made from cats, deliberately! usually composed of ground common house cat meat (Felis catus), spices and seasonings. the ingredients are stuffed into a casing and may be cured, dried or smoked. cat sausage is usually prepared and consumed out of a general hatred for felines or the lack of availability of other meats. several common types of cat sausage include: linx links, Burmese bratwurst, feline franks, hot cats, Siamese salami and many more.

Hey man didn't your girlfriend used to have a cat?
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.

by ASPCA April 7, 2013

never cat

A guy, who has some unbelievable tricks. It comes from Never Cat tale, it's about a cat who can bark also.

- That guy is fluent in 8 languages!
- Wow, never cat.

by Johnny McBravo December 2, 2013

shit on a cat

To be upset with someone and tell them to leave you alone or piss off.

David: I wonder where he is. Scotty: I don’t think the grinch has forgiven us yet. David: oh he can go shit on a cat.

by Natertaterz January 23, 2018

Cat favour

You need to get up from your seat and get something, but your cat is on your lap and refuses to let you go. You ask the nearest person to get it for you.

You - Mom, I need a cat favour!
Your mother - What?
You - Can you get me my GameBoy? It's in the kitchen!

by Rrrhild November 7, 2009

cat hat

When your cat lays on your head while you are either laying in bed, walking around or sitting on the couch, creating a hat.

"When I sleep at night, my cat lays on my head, creating a cat hat."

by nikkjo3 March 24, 2017

The Cat's Pajamas

Someone who is funny, chill, or awesome in all aspects.
Someone who has swagg.

"Who's that? "
"Oh, thats Armando Mijares, Hes the The Cat's Pajamas. "

by GertrudeT333 December 3, 2011