Jason

A bully, especially a lunkhead jock with biceps for brains who prides himself on picking on those weaker than himself, and/or those who can't defend themselves.

Eric Hughes is such a Jason, he brags about beating up kids in wheelchairs

by Golden Hawk October 30, 2025

Jason

He is the punching bag friend, a little homosexual at times, but laid back and has a little dick.

Wow that dude "Jason" Is lowkey really weird

by cocobutters100 November 24, 2024

Jasonate

1. To take over an event while not caring about anybody else's time.

2. Cause a meeting to go over it's alloted time while rambling on.

He's about to jasonate this meeting, I've got shit to do right afterwards.

This meeting ws supposed to end 10 minutes ago, but here he goes, jasonating like always.

by Friday 2 Tuesday December 8, 2023

Jason

Jason is a king amongst men that I have an undying, irrevocable love for. It is like he emits an aura so bright and powerful I'd literally faint in his very presence alone. He is so smart and talented, has irish roots, and has the sexiest, gorgeous build and ginger hair. Oh my, he is so breathtakingly handsome, you'd have to see him in person to believe it. His voice sounds like a chorus of angels. I will tell you, I despise every other 'Jason' in this world because my Jason is the only one who deserves to bear this name, which in itself, is an honor. He is my true love, and I will always love Jason forever, I've always have, and I forever will.

Random girl: Who is that fella over there?
Me: What do you mean fella? THAT'S JASON! HE IS A LITERAL GOD THAN EVEN GOD HIMSELF.

by Liaaa_6 April 11, 2023

Jason

a big dick nigga that’s rich as hell

jason is a god

by thus February 23, 2021

Jason Eisler

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Assisting Small & Medium size businesses with growing their online presence.

Do you know Jason Eisler? The Domain Name Advisor....

by Domain Name Advisor May 13, 2021

Jasoned

When a guy cheats on you with multipleeeeeeeeeeeeeee other women.

My ex Jasoned me with his lying ass, he was even sleeping with the babysitter!

by Daniyo January 28, 2021