your stumped

Having nothing to say back, lost for words, burned, stupid

Shut up Jose I told you I own this word. YOUR STUMPED!!!

by Shut up Jose April 25, 2010

your face

An insult you can use in pretty much any context, much like adding “your mom” before something. This term was most likely first used in California. Since about 2006 it has spread throughout the internet.

1)
Person A: Hey, I found a penny!
Person B: Your FACE found a penny!

2)
A: Dude, you suck at this game.
B: Your face sucks at this game!

by Ned W. Varlains October 27, 2011

Your Memorial

A kickass christian progressive metal band from MN. Their unique sound is strictly for the hardcore :) They are gonna blow you away!

Alex: Yo Mike did you like that band i told you about?

Mike: Your Memorial?

Alex: Yeah d00d!

Mike: Dude they are so good :)

Alex: Yeah dude.

by Primo Skater April 12, 2009

it’s your fault

A saying used when a goalkeeper makes a serious error in a football match that leads to the team not keeping a clean sheet

“It’s your fault Joe” said Aidan after he threw away a clean sheet today

by Joe is shit September 15, 2018

look with your eyes, not with your mouth

a response given to someone who always asks "have seen my ____." Especially useful when said person took little or no time to actually "look" on their own.

Stupid Roomate: "Have you seen my car keys?"

You: "Look with your eyes, not with your mouth."

by Randomaxe October 26, 2012

Wearing your dick on your sleeve

The act of being obvious in your intentions to have sex with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.

This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.

nice guy: You know that beautiful girl I've been chasing for months? She just friend-ed me.

Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.

by Sanewma January 8, 2012

your nan

The British way to say "your mom"

In any response to a situation...

ally: ..so yeah. that shirt that trina wore today was SOooo ugly.

jade: your NAN was SOooo ugly!!!

Caree: OHHH snap!

by Caree October 15, 2006