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The good wife syndrome

When men watch this show it immediately shrinks their balls to the size of raisins.
Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.
by Larrykernen September 23, 2022
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Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.
When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.
by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021
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Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. A women finally relieved of the man’s bullshit by some skank ass, part time, raccoon faced ROW HOE, that he bedded down with, ultimately leading to his next forever home.
Love… he never loved me I was just his foster wife!
by Chane Chane August 27, 2023
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National show off your wife day

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021
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zarry’s wife

jillian garrett, the coolest and hottest person ever, is married to harry styles and zayn malik, aka zarry’s wife.
by jillian malik-styles June 16, 2021
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Hot Wife Summer

Hey girl, are you joining us for hot girl summer
“Nah, I’m doing hot wife summer!”
by anonymous June 7, 2021
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late wife

something that dayoung from wjsn said to katie (fan) but she made a mistake so no one knows what she meant
dayoung: late wife :) (?)
by fefi March 18, 2021
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