Orange Whale Owner

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.

Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."

Friend: "Cool story bro"

by ICECHART September 8, 2012

whaling

To utter a prolonged, inarticulate, mournful cry, usually high-pitched or clear-sounding, as in grief or suffering. Similar to wailing but this applies to fat, ugly leftards NPCs.

The whaling of the NPCs after Trump's victory is a sign of TDS.

by Mr T squared January 26, 2020

Cumback Whale

When you cum on the back of a BBW (Big Beautiful Women)

This is the origin of the term come back such as relating to sports like football.

You know that BBW I smashed last night? Yeah I made her a cumback whale.

by Dudeman42069 August 26, 2022

Harpooning the whale

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman

Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u

by ass in your face June 7, 2018

Whale the tar

To verbally or physically berate or attack someone

The team whale the tar of the opposition 2-20. The security guard dragged them round the corner and whales the tar out of them.

by annoyingclodshoemoney February 16, 2023

Whale

A big/fat/obese girl.

Hey bro let go to the bar and holler at whales.

by Kc crazy one January 22, 2025

Whale

A rather sizable fish, likely living in some pretty deep puddles somewhere.

Hey wait aren’t whales like.. really different from fish? I mean, they’re both aquatic animals but there’s gotta be SOME differences between them.

by Zn30 July 16, 2024