Pit Wank

No hands?
No tits?
Use your pits!

You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.

Guy #1 to Guy #2 – Hahaha look at that girl over there her arms are stuck to her sides. She must have given her bloke a pit wank earlier!

by JPo74400 June 24, 2011

Spiderman Wank

When You Masterbate, Come In Your Hand And Throw It In Someones Face! SHOUT SPIDERMAN! ;')

I Will Spiderman Wank You In Your Sleep ;)

by GGG OBJ June 3, 2009

wank bank

a collection of pictures of nude women stolen off facebook profiles or sent to you.

" OMG flynny is a dirty boy, he has a wank bank full of facebook photo's and a CERTAIN girl"

by aidan morilla January 11, 2010

handstand wank

to masturbate whilst doing a handstand in an attempt to ejaculate into ones own mouth

i wouldnt put it past you to go and have a handstand wank

by gimdive January 11, 2004

wank daddy

someone who is not getting any action and therefore must wank, as apposed to a mack daddy

man, gannon is such a wank daddy, he never gets any action

by theholysock June 10, 2003

wank engine

Derives from the term "thomas the tank engine" but applied to a certain dandruffed overweight no-mum "thomas the wank engine" is appropiate as it describes hes dirty habitit of playing with hes choad. if u are unsure of this other term look it up. CHOAD

i wouldnt mind choo choo-ing on jackies clit and emptying my tank load on her engine.

by thomas johnson June 12, 2003

Elephant Wank

The act of pushing your semi-hard penis between your legs and into your own arse, then repeatedly pulling it out and back in again until ejaculation. Only for the well endowed!

My hands are a bit stiff today so I think I'll have an elephant wank instead.

by WilkoGreeno February 6, 2009