Certified Virgin

Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.

Michael has 12 clash of clan accounts above TH 9 hes a certified virgin

by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021

Virgin Gains

A drastic increase in muscle growth that occurs when someone first starts working out

Bro 1: Yo dude I just started workout out about a month ago and look at these virgin gains I got *flexes muscles*
Bro 2: Yooo bro thats wicked

by super retarded kid July 18, 2022

Minnesota virginity

When someone from Minnesota has never had sex in a snow fort or igloo

Janice's parents are always gone so she's never had to resort to losing her Minnesota virginity

by MinnesotaHockeyBoy May 7, 2022

flaming virgin

a guy who showers annually, pisses in bottles, lives with his parents, obsesses over anime girls, and spends his whole day on shit like discord and 4chan. he thinks of women as different species and makes it clear as day that he never touched one.

-stop using windows and start using linux you brainlet normie npc

-shut the fuck up flaming virgin

by allahfucker September 15, 2022

Barbell Virgin

A person who has literally never touched a barbell in their life. Probably scrawny as shit.

Jacked Olympic Lifter: Lol look at that lanky mofo.
Chad Bodybuilder: Kiddo's probably a Barbell Virgin

by DingerDingerDingerDing January 17, 2022

Omega Virgin

Is a person that vapes, wears a bucket hat, is fat and is a hypebeast

Person 1: Damn its an omega virgin
Person 2: What a virgin

by Iceak1 May 13, 2022

Virginity Swiper

A sex offender who dresses up like Swiper from Dora and goes around town swiping little kids virginity

Virginity swiper: Heheheh, you can call me the virginity swiper
Kid: swiper no swiping
Virginity swiper: try saying that while you suck my dick
*begins having sex*

by PokemonFanboy916 December 10, 2021