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Political Virginity

The Virginity of not being a political shoehorner.
Wow, that YouTube just uploaded a video where he shoehorned political crap everywhere despite it being unneeded, he just lost his Political Virginity.
by NihilegoBuil January 1, 2021
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Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.
"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."
by Jasad November 8, 2021
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textbook virgin

Someone who hadn't done 'it' but did everything else but
Barbara acts she's so above it, little miss Holier than Thou. But that textbook virgin gave BJs to 1/2 the team!!
by Goldelox May 16, 2018
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flaming virgin

a guy who showers annually, pisses in bottles, lives with his parents, obsesses over anime girls, and spends his whole day on shit like discord and 4chan. he thinks of women as different species and makes it clear as day that he never touched one.
-stop using windows and start using linux you brainlet normie npc

-shut the fuck up flaming virgin
by allahfucker September 15, 2022
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Virgin Slumber

A sad kind of slumber when a non virgin goes to bed but wakes up alone feeling like a virgin.
Hey Beth, how was your virgin slumber last night?
by dongard November 17, 2019
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Virgin V

A pong formation with 5 cups that makes a “V” shape, with the top of the v towards the edge of the table.
Paulina Colwell invented this formation on July 5, 2018 while playing pong with friends and she asked for a Virgin V rerack.
by Nerdbossassbitch July 5, 2018
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Ear Virgin

A person who has never listened to ASMR before
I have never listened to ASMR before, so I am an Ear Virgin
by Tok1tozuk4 August 1, 2018
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