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Unicorn

1.) The act of taping a vibrator/dildo , to your head and then proceding to fuck your parnter up the ass or vagina. This method is commonly used to try something new or with a guy that cant hold an erection.

2.) A mythical horse with wings and a horn, comonlly seen in fairy tales
1.) Woman 1: Last night, Kyle gave me a unicorn with my favorite vibrator,it was soo good.

Woman 2: Wow that sounds hot.

2.) Teacher (reading a book): And the prince and the unicorn lived happily ever after.
by 5t5o5r5y5 May 9, 2009
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Bad Unicorn

Sexually dominant woman (usually always horny) that makes you eat out her asshole and has you begging for more of her delicious rainbow shit
Person 1: Maggie and I are so doing it tonight
Person 2: I don't think you're ready for that bad unicorn
by Mystical Drowned September 24, 2020
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Unicorn butt fart

by Yesimadethisovercod January 6, 2022
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bermuda unicorn triangle

When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.
UR bro: dump that bitch she's nuts!

You: But... (bermuda unicorn triangle)
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.
Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”
by sexybabyman November 5, 2023
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alpha unicorn

An alpha unicorn is a non-

binary, fearless leader of a group.

It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.

It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.
by Fred Thirst August 1, 2021
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unicorned

Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!
by OhGee October 17, 2012
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