Skip to main content

Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”
by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022
mugGet the Unicorn Ride mug.

Unicorn

A developer with a macbook and pronouns often seen wearing designer glasses.
This is Dave, he is our senior unicorn and is specialized in front-end development using svelte.
by sarvasana March 26, 2024
mugGet the Unicorn mug.

IVF Unicorn baby

An IVF baby born (alive still born or #phoenixbaby resurrection) after a first ever embryo transfer (fresh or frozen doesn’t matter) after Years and years and or many years of infertility, ART, and even IVF treatments… (ours was the second round of stims because of NY Covid shutdown prevented our first full round of finished stims and needles and pushing back our retrieval to a cancellation making the cycle a wash failure because of Covid shutdown)…

This is a humbling experience… not one to brag about… because it is something that even shocked our doctors at NYU Langone reproductive specialists of NY especially our amazing RE/IVF doctor Gudas. Would highly recommend all the doctors at NYU Langone on Long Island… they are worth the money and the distance if you need to travel… and NY is a prochoice state… so your choice in what happens to your dna/embryos.
Our IVF Unicorn Baby just turned 21 (months) yesterday! Our baby also is a true Unicorn baby because our baby has always slept through the night since day one! Lolz and is a Gemini lolz so all the more reason our kid is a double headed Unicorn 🦄🦄 lolz and no we’re not bragging just humbled by our parenting experience… because we know that others may never have these experiences even as much as we all hope to have, nothing is guaranteed in life… as our child could die and stay dead in the next 5 minutes, tomorrow or years from now and it humbles us all the more.
by TrashPanda420311 March 8, 2024
mugGet the IVF Unicorn baby mug.

The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.
Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.
by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023
mugGet the The Angry Unicorn mug.

Alaskan Unicorn Treat

Getting a Cornetto from the freezer, pushing it from the cone point down to the ice cream into your partner’s anus whilst bent over, then eating it out of their anus down to the chocolate nub.
The action of Alaskan Unicorn Treat is defined as Pushing a Cornetto into yours, or someone else’s anus down to the ice cream top whilst they’re bent over. Then eating it down to the chocolate nub.
by Blue Eyes Shite Dragon May 25, 2025
mugGet the Alaskan Unicorn Treat mug.

Mongolian Unicorn

When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it
"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"
by Freshly Poured Bong Water January 23, 2022
mugGet the Mongolian Unicorn mug.

Unicorn poptart ninja

Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!
by 5.OHBRUH August 1, 2018
mugGet the Unicorn poptart ninja mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email