mudhole unicorn

Country girl that loves riding and playing in mud but is a one of a kind,can't be found,rare.

That girl is the one shes country and rare, no dude that girl is a mudhole unicorn.

by Mudhole Queen May 15, 2022

Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.

We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.

by Mateo_Harveez August 18, 2021

Unicorn Snap

The act of sticking the male genitalia inside the mouth of a Poopsie Slime Surprise toy and breaking your dick's crown.

John: "Did you hear that Henry got hospitalized? Apparently he got Unicorn Snapped."
Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."

by Incognito_420 February 24, 2021

Puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream

1.Something that never existed.

2. A figment of the imagination.
3. A lie

"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."

by April 24, 2023

The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.

“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”

by sexybabyman November 5, 2023

unicorn of the sea

When one sits in a bathtub of male or female love explosion, places a dildo upon ones head and jack rams it into the asshole of a the partner

I pulled a unicorn of the sea on that bitch, never knew what hit her

by the.sexpert January 28, 2015

Unicorn shit

When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.

I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.

by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021