tool sac

A super loser! A guy who couldn’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight. A dumb ass. Similar to calling someone as dumb as a bag of hammers. Sac is also reference to a man’s balls to add humour.

Look at Steve and Mike talking to those hot women. They think they are interested but really they think they are tool sacs.

by Joe Buddy Fucker January 4, 2024

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Tool box

A derogatory term used to describe a woman who exclusively has sex with the most undesirable and douche-bag men.

"Tool box" is a play on the slang definitions of each respective word. "Tool" referring to a very disrespectful man, and "Box" referring to the generally uncommon nickname of the female genitals. Hence, Tool Box.

"Omg, Stacy is such a Tool Box. She F*cked the entire football team. All of those guys are egotistical narcissists."

"Hey Brian, I heard that Melissa broke up with her boyfriend. You should make a move!"

- "Hell no dude! Melissa is a Tool Box. She wouldn't bother looking at a nice guy like me".

by DontCryBaby April 16, 2023

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Tool

A person with an overly inflated ego who happens to think he’s the baddest mother fucker to walk planet earth and never hesitates at any chance he gets to remind you of that. They usually put a TON of effort in trying to come off much cooler than they actually are. Also usually for the most part unemployed.

“Did you see Jakes story?” “yeah, lmao. That’s like his 5th memory he’s posted today that was older than 5 years ago!” “Haha he’s such a tool!”

by Wrench monkey April 19, 2023

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