California Drop

When during porn, it is impossible to get a doggystyle shot without the guys balls blocking the view. Solved by letting the girl hold the camera. It is not mentioned, but universally known, that the California Drop Problem has vexed porn producers and watchers for years.

Along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see "False Alarm"), the California Drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended porn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, E.R.-like attempts to resuscitate one's erection.

During these times, it is admissible to either:
A) Get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
B)Fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position

When the California Drop strikes:

"Hey, this is a pretty darn good porn video"
*Camera angle switches*
"Dude, no....."
*Rewinds to missionary position*

by Dsky171 December 10, 2010

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Schloopy Drop

When the beat hits so frucken hard, that you piss yer britches but you’re jammin’ out so hard that you don’t realize your pants are gooey until the morning.

Guy number one: Woah dude, this time is sick

The beat: BOOOOOOOM BOW WOW BOOM

Britches: gets pissed

You: bee bopping so hard

…the next day
You: Oh shit. I totally got a Schloopy Drop last night. My britches are so gooey right now.

by Big shins mcgee May 22, 2022

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Drop a set

Drop a set of skid marks in the commy

Drop a set brah

by Snakey27 January 5, 2020

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Screen-dropping

1. When someone sitting near you stares at your screen. Especially annoying when using Facebook, AIM, or sites that have 'sketchy' advertisements. This is similar to eavesdropping.

OMG, I was sitting in class the other day having an intense conversation on AIM, and the person next to me started screen-dropping...so annoying

by fizzeh February 25, 2009

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