Dirty Spoon

Big spoon falls asleep with penis in little spoons ass.

It was cold in Texas but I dirty spooned Jackie in the Honda civic to stay warm.

by Cbonesteak March 20, 2024

Spoon Diver

You like to spoon with anyone. And all you do is spoon all day.

I'm a spoon Diver. Wow!

by Zigzag Brandon April 20, 2018

Spoon

1. Miniature shovel
2. Half of a spork
3. Cereal master tool
4. Weapon safe for children

Place the spoon on your nose to look and sound like squidward.

by PositivelyAsh October 12, 2019

forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024

Spoons

A card game invented by Pedrito Diaz in Peurto Rico in the 1800's

Pedro never loses spoons. He is the spoon.

by Shaanr August 9, 2025

Little little spoon

The littliest spoon of all that gets cuddliest the most in any way

Chloe: Baby I want to be the little little spoon

Lucas: Okay imma be the little little spoon after
Chloe: THAT'S A MOOD

by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022

Danger spoon

Danger spoon? That sounds like something you'd hear on like urban dictionary doesn't it? Fucking danger spoon it's like some weird sex move.

"Slow car ahead, slow on spoon"
"What? Danger?"
"Danger spoon."

by Mew_Cilon June 7, 2024