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Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”
by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022
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Unicorn

A man that is actually a good person. They care about what a women thinks and is sweet. They are all around perfect. They would make a great partner.
James you’re a unicorn.”
by Youreaunicorn March 30, 2021
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Glaswegian Unicorn

A sexual position where people engage in ménage à trois but the centre person wears a dildo strapped on their forehead and gets down on all fours. All people have had plentiful amounts of scotch and one person performs vaginal or anal sex behind the 'unicorn' while another literally rides the unicorn's horn.
"I hear that Tom, Jessica and Beth got really fucked up at that party, apparently they were doing a Glaswegian Unicorn in front of everybody."
by KantoChaos April 24, 2017
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unicorn bait

A couple who are both so hot it's as-if they're baiting you into unicorning for them (being their third in a threesome)
Did you see Tessa Thompson in that movie with Chris Hemsworth? The two of them together are real unicorn bait if you ask me.
by c coop September 30, 2025
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unicorn threesome

When 3 people have unicorn horns (dildos) on their heads and they all get fucked simultaneously whilst on their knees which makes a fuck circle.
"Since we're all dressed like unicorns for Halloween, we should have a unicorn threesome!"
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
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unicorn obby

A game on roblox, where 5 year old play and eat unicorns.
by secret haha January 30, 2021
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Unicorn

Horses with a horn on their head which are often seen in fictional stories.
They only let pure maidens ride them.
This leads to their other name "horny horses with a virgin fetisch"
Girl: I want to see a Unicorn
Unicorn:
*mouth watchers at the thought of a little girl riding it*
Come over here you can ride me all night
by Fredzillian November 20, 2019
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