When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022
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by Youreaunicorn March 30, 2021
Get the Unicorn mug.A sexual position where people engage in ménage à trois but the centre person wears a dildo strapped on their forehead and gets down on all fours. All people have had plentiful amounts of scotch and one person performs vaginal or anal sex behind the 'unicorn' while another literally rides the unicorn's horn.
"I hear that Tom, Jessica and Beth got really fucked up at that party, apparently they were doing a Glaswegian Unicorn in front of everybody."
by KantoChaos April 24, 2017
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Did you see Tessa Thompson in that movie with Chris Hemsworth? The two of them together are real unicorn bait if you ask me.
by c coop September 30, 2025
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Get the unicorn obby mug.Horses with a horn on their head which are often seen in fictional stories.
They only let pure maidens ride them.
This leads to their other name "horny horses with a virgin fetisch"
They only let pure maidens ride them.
This leads to their other name "horny horses with a virgin fetisch"
Girl: I want to see a Unicorn
Unicorn:
*mouth watchers at the thought of a little girl riding it*
Come over here you can ride me all night
Unicorn:
*mouth watchers at the thought of a little girl riding it*
Come over here you can ride me all night
by Fredzillian November 20, 2019
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