Tool

A person with an overly inflated ego who happens to think he’s the baddest mother fucker to walk planet earth and never hesitates at any chance he gets to remind you of that. They usually put a TON of effort in trying to come off much cooler than they actually are. Also usually for the most part unemployed.

“Did you see Jakes story?” “yeah, lmao. That’s like his 5th memory he’s posted today that was older than 5 years ago!” “Haha he’s such a tool!”

by Wrench monkey April 19, 2023

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s-tool

a use to use a person as a tool and to complete a goal.

"We brought you here so we can use you as a s-tool

by Pikachulovespuppys May 11, 2023

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Tool Kiss

A kiss where people kiss by sharing

mouth pieces

Becky, we just tool kissed! *takes the vape back*

by @PaparazziAreRight May 16, 2023

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Tool

William Henry Gates.

Person x: Who is William Henry Gates?
Person y: A tool, everyone knows this. Everyone.

by keep it 10**2 December 18, 2023

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Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.

“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”

by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022

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