Tapping cloth

When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear

"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"

by samweis May 26, 2013

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Night Tap

A sexual interlude to end the evening before retiring to bed.

Let’s head upstairs for a little Night Tap before bed.

by anonymous June 20, 2024

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tap and fap

After having sexual intercourse, the male or female masturbates afterwards by themselves.

Hey, I heard Max just initiated the tap and fap maneuver .

by karss June 13, 2016

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

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TAPS

TAPS, an acronym for "The Abortive Project Specialists".

A crack team of Managers who start projects, produce stellar work, but somehow end up having their projects cancelled at around 60% completion through no fault of their own, usually as a result of policy, funding or senior decisions.

"Did you hear about Lytham - Northwich?"
"Yeah, we TAPS'd it."

by Jeremy Beautiful Chest October 14, 2020

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tapped

To act dumb, stupid, or weird. The opposite of smart. Could also be using to describe something weird.

Person 1: “My mom always complains about me wearing the same clothes and doesn’t buy me new ones”
Person 2: “Oh girl, she’s tapped”

“This guy is making weird noises he’s definitely tapped” (weird)

by mucus August 9, 2021

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