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rusty trobone

when a female blows into the asshole of her male counterpart while simultaneously giving him a reacharound(jacking him off) as if she were playing a trobone..a rusty one that is.
Sam enjoyed the rusty trobone Luz performed on him so much he asked for a encore.
by Gus&Sam August 3, 2006
mugGet the rusty trobonemug.

Rusty Penny

1. Slang term for hand job.

2. The act of one taking his/her hand and stroking the male shaft in an up and down motion until orgasm.
Chris: Oh man, I found a rusty penny on the sidewalk!

Will: What a coincidence, your mother gave me a rusty penny last night, followed by a rusty nickel!
by CockBad February 9, 2010
mugGet the Rusty Pennymug.

rusty screwdriver

an alcoholic beverage consisting of Sunny D and Vodka
Man, I am so hungover from drinking all those rusty screwdrivers.
by cubanluis March 16, 2008
mugGet the rusty screwdrivermug.

Rusty Taco

It's the art of the double dip on a divorced lady who hasn't had sex in years. You do her in the butt, and she has bloody stool. Then, while having tons of bloody shit on your dick, you slide it into her bloody period vag, thus resulting in a brown/red vagina-or a Rusty Taco.
Picking up the last skanky cougar at a bar, usually with wrinkly overly bronzed tits, sporting a Sturgis t-shirt and you wonder how the fuck she burns down so many Marb Reds without igniting her 80's glamour shot hair sprayed pube farm of hair. Also, guaranteed to give you a bj in a dumpster while wearing ass-less chaps that are coated in her rusty taco sauce. She may be missing a tooth, but she can suck a mean hog as she most likely started blowing Hells Angel thugs at age 17.
by Harm Nasty May 3, 2011
mugGet the Rusty Tacomug.

rusty whistle

When you stick your dick into a butthole while that person is taking a runny shit, then pull out and make them play the meat whistle!!
Dude my date was a freak, she had me stick her in the chocolate starfish while she was droppin some soup then I made her play the meat whistle! It was a rusty whistle!
by Ass gasket January 5, 2016
mugGet the rusty whistlemug.

Rusty Scupper

A poop-ridden dick after anal sex
Sarah pulled Goomba's dick out of her ass, and cleaned that rusty scupper by scraping off all the sharnicles with a toothy blowjob.
by GoombabmooG January 13, 2013
mugGet the Rusty Scuppermug.

Rusty Bell

adjective: Southern California variation of the classic Rusty Trombone. Getting a rimmer while taking on a vigorous reach-around from 3 people, generally performed by rugby players on each other after a big win
Dude, that wasn't a group hug on the field, I think those guys were giving their coach a rusty bell!
by Sewerpickle April 1, 2009
mugGet the Rusty Bellmug.

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