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Failed

You got a bunch of kids murdered Megyn you need to shut the fuck up. "Still hot enough to get it."
Hym "Is that not your repeating the thing I said on cameras Megyn Kelly? Because if so not only do you know that the AI is stolen but you also know that my rights are being violated and that the lives of children are at risk. What did I 'failed' at Megyn?"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2025
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epic fail

My thinking I'd have an epic romance with certain guys only to find out they want to ignore me. EPIC FAIL.
epic fail failure played loser epic powned
by Epic failage April 11, 2011
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Failed

Right but you failed because you suck and you're a retard who stole the idea of online banking and then stole a company and then stole AI.
Hym "And I didn't failed because I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived. I just did the thing I said I was going to do, immediately, with minimal effort. So... I guess fail less? Suck less? That doesn't mean you get to steal MY shit, cripple."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
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umpic fail

When a sports officiator, especially an umpire, makes a controversial or obviously bad call. They fail, epically, as umpires.
What? Ump, are you blind? That was totally a ball! Stop calling them inside! What an umpic fail.
by Eli "The Myster" September 22, 2011
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Fail Bucket

A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.
Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?

Person 2: Sure!

Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!

Person 2: ....

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket

Person 1: Oh......Ok :(
by CaptainJefe April 7, 2010
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The Raid will Fail

An indication that Kaido will rip the Samurai-Ninja-Furries alliance apart from fur to limb.
A godking commandment chanted by enlightened ones who can read and comprehend the 2D manga One Piece.

Usually hated upon by schizophrenic non believers and karens of the community.
"I don't know if Luffy will find the One Piece , but The Raid will Fail!!"
by Morj_Mollywopper May 31, 2022
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Failed Abortion

Any person that is a fan of meowbahh,dream,z00philes,furrys,png tubers that r bad or someone who is any of those
Child:I like dream and I am a png tuber and I love love our dog
Dad:Great so I’ll tell you…
Mom and Dad: You are a Failed Abortion
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