swamp donkey

a short round loudmouthed skank who loves to start shit and smells like the sweaty ballsack of a yeti.

Holy shit that swamp donkey just spanked that chicken!

by Wikkedbitch77 October 26, 2016

donkey cocktail

To fill one's anus with tomato paste.

My ass tings after that donkey cocktail.

by EthoLabz September 22, 2016

donkey disnogafa

a word used to randomly interject into a dead coversation.

origin: unknown, means nothing but sounds weird

1(during silent elevator trip)
Guy: "DONKEY DISNOGAFA"
Everyone else: get off at the next floor just to get away from him

2 You're a little donkey disnogafa

by Fluffy McNubNubs January 15, 2008

Donkey swamp

A pussy that gets so wet when you put a dick in it, it makes a donkey call sound on the in and out stroke

That girl has a hairy donkey swamp. When I hit it every donkey within 10 miles shows up outside the house

by Girth Brooks the real GB April 13, 2020

Donkey Kong

A dumb stupid gorilla that is going to be extinct soon if he is not taken to a zoo in the Mushroom Kingdom

Donkey Kong: hooo hooo hooo!
Explorer: Huh!

by InterstateDriver January 22, 2019

chowder donkey

Is a short pudgy troll looking person. Has a body that resembles a pubescent boy. Lives off a steady diet of processed garbage, and will steal co -.workers parking spots just because to goddamn lazy to walk. Quoted as saying ill do as little as possible just enough to keep my job.

That chowder donkey stole my damn parking spot again at work.

by luigi gnome October 30, 2013

horrible donkey

The act of blowing all the snot out of your nose and just letting it sit there.

I was hiking and didn't have a tissue, so I just did a Horrible Donkey.

by Cherylla Kay March 17, 2013