Worst school in Canada. Boys that go to this school all have their egos stuck up their ass, no respect for women, making terrible racist, sexist jokes, rude, they're so full of themselves it is hilarious.
Girl #1: Eww did you see that guy that just walked past, disgusting... ugh my eyes
Girl #2: Ikr, he definitely goes to Upper Canada college, ewww
Girl #2: Ikr, he definitely goes to Upper Canada college, ewww
by dab dab January 5, 2017
Get the Upper Canada Collegemug. A sad, pathetic attempt by liberals to cope with the fact that their own self righteousness doesn't actually mean that they are right. Instead of graciously admitting that they are infact a minority in America, they would rather take their toys and go home, as evidenced by the "USC", similar to the southern states succession, but without the backbone to actually do anything about it except talk.
Liberal weiner: " I'm not an American anymore, I voted for Kerry and Im a USC citizen."
Rational moderate: "Well, Kerry was a bad idea to begin with, maybe next time the Democrats will have a real contender I can vote for. Oh well, back to work."
Religious Conservative: "I'm glad this whole election is over, now we can get on to things that matter like fixing Social Security and the National Sales Tax and breaking up the pharmaceutical compny/Insurance stranglehold on medical care."
Rational moderate: "Well, Kerry was a bad idea to begin with, maybe next time the Democrats will have a real contender I can vote for. Oh well, back to work."
Religious Conservative: "I'm glad this whole election is over, now we can get on to things that matter like fixing Social Security and the National Sales Tax and breaking up the pharmaceutical compny/Insurance stranglehold on medical care."
by fli gti January 26, 2005
Get the United States of Canadamug. Refers to when a woman holds on to any type of antler mount and you rail her from behind using maple syrup as lubricant.
by Posslington February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act in which one partner lies on their back and the other knocks croquet balls with a croquet mallet into the other person's anal cavity while ground beef in the shape of Stephen Colbert's penis is inserted into the mouth of the person on his/her back. Then it is digested and drop another Colbert Penis Beef Injection is put inside the mouth. When completed all ground beef penises, a shit is taken while the croquet balls remain in the ass. The croquet balls block the fecal matter partially so the poop comes out all like play-doh out of a play-doh stencil. The poop is then eaten!
It took 4 hours to get all the items needed to perform a Canada's History, but it was well worth it.
by sir0nion February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act where the woman is spread eagled with the skull of a moose in her anus and her hands on the antlers while the man pours maple syrup into her vagina while ejaculating into the Stanley Cup and then pours the ejaculate into her mouth.
Cindy liked the taste of Stephen's maple syrup, although she didn't think she would take Canada's History again.
by From Canada With Love696969 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Ted99999 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act so depraved it should only be described in a conversation using hand signals.
"Canada's History" is symbolic of the founding of said country - namely, Lord English fucking his French housekeeper, resulting in creating a country to hide all their illegitimite offspring.
"Canada's History" falls under the "roll-playing" category, and involves moose antlers, maple syrup (pure, not that cheap flavoured corn syrup stuff), and the Stanley Cup. Use your imagination to make up senarios featuring each item.
"Canada's History" is symbolic of the founding of said country - namely, Lord English fucking his French housekeeper, resulting in creating a country to hide all their illegitimite offspring.
"Canada's History" falls under the "roll-playing" category, and involves moose antlers, maple syrup (pure, not that cheap flavoured corn syrup stuff), and the Stanley Cup. Use your imagination to make up senarios featuring each item.
Canada's History: Lord English commanded his French housekeeper to dust his prize moose antlers. The French housekeeper took down the antlers from above the fireplace, and instead of using an ordinary duster, straddled the antlers and slowly slid along it's length, moving her hips and legs to go all around every corner. All the time she never breaks eye contact with Lord English.
"Is it clean now, my Lord?" she asked.
"Allow me to inspect," he replies.
To be continued...
"Is it clean now, my Lord?" she asked.
"Allow me to inspect," he replies.
To be continued...
by _@_V February 9, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.