Ball Kiss

When you and a male friend (no eye contact no homo remember boys) gently shmush testes as a sign of affection.Common greeting for Japanese and north Korean business men (occasionally found in parts of Canada).

Person 1:"You know Dave when I first met you I wasn't too sure if you were a ball kiss kinda guy or a handshake person."
Person 2:"Yeah i'm very fond of the smushing of the testes you know next time just pull my trousers down for me even."

by Kieran Clover August 13, 2020

trucker ball

When your nut bag is stuck to the side of your leg. Generally during a road trip.

I had to get off the freeway cause of a gnarly case of trucker ball.

by marble_player July 4, 2017

Theatre Balls

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz

Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.

by Dispenser June 8, 2019

virtual balls

When someone has balls over the internet, when someone can talk back only online.

-Doood, you see dat slut over there?
-Yup
-She confessed me over myspace and she's scared of me
-She has virtual balls

by MagdaGonePsycho March 10, 2008

Ball net

The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls

Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.

by Muchoconsado February 22, 2020

no balls july

Cut yo balls off after pride month and can’t grow them back for a month

Man no balls July sucks

You’ll grow them back

by Ex-mentally ill June 18, 2022

Sam ball

Bodyshamed ppl as hes going to get a chocolate bar? 0/10.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).

He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.

Sam ball cant get bitches with his 3’1 looking ass 😹👎

by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022