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tosserized

(also tosserised) vb. - damaged or destroyed by tossers.
exmpl. "This computer's been completely tosserized."
by Sgt. Scrivener September 6, 2006
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tosswallop

to fire your man muck at a specificic target with considerable power
i shot my hot love goo in her face with so much power it left a bruise "tosswallop"
by daddy coole December 12, 2008
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tossing grits

That thing of when you shave your body hair off once per year and sell it.
I tossed my grits on craigslist and then used the money at tyhe stripclub.

I toss my grits to put my kids through college.

The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.
by grit money August 2, 2011
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tossmunch

The hand positioning used when one commences operating ones penis. It involves creating a pitchfork position with your thumb and middle finger and traveling up-and-down rapidly round the shaft of the penis (see Masturbation lock)
Josh uses the tossmunch position thoroughly
by Lewis March 17, 2003
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tossed out

When a woman gets her ass and pussy eaten at the same time by at least 2 upstanding gentlemen (or ladies).
She was getting tossed out in the shower after having a devil's 3-way.
by OohRocco May 6, 2018
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Tosser

someone who thinks he knows everything but knows jack shit
by i am the 1 September 15, 2003
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tosser

A selfish individual who demonstrates a complete lack of concern for the environment by thoughtlessly tossing recyclable cans and bottles into the garbage.
Dave doesn't recycle his empties, what a tosser.
by Pedro Mackenzie April 4, 2009
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