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Holstered too quickly

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling
Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"
by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022
mugGet the Holstered too quicklymug.
<1992>I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Envisions Too Many Female Caskets<2003>
<1992>I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Envisions Too Many Female Caskets<2003>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
mugGet the <1992>I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Envisions Too Many Female Caskets<2003>mug.

weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza
Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”
by Superjuliam September 6, 2023
mugGet the weed made u too paranoidmug.

Not too sick to do a slick back

when you are sick, but not too sick to do a slick back ponytail.
yeah, Julia was sick but not too sick to do a slick back.
by coolkid046 April 19, 2024
mugGet the Not too sick to do a slick backmug.

way too fucking loud

something extraordinarily amplified in volume
The teenagers' music can be way too fucking loud at times.
by ThatWeirdGuy79 March 29, 2017
mugGet the way too fucking loudmug.

Too Huge Pal

Adjective

1. Referring to a egotistic man-child that hits the gym every couple of day, once seeing some results begins to annoyingly take up unnecessary space by moving his arms outward as if on a cross. Where he probably should be. Once sufficient excess space is take he begins to pretend he can no loner move as he is now "Too huge".
Ken me mate, I need a whole booth at the restaurant cuz o' these absolute banging guns man, just too huge pal.

I was tryna get a cheeky shag wi me nan but ken me mate, Im too huge pal

Don't you just hate it when you canny go for a swim at the beach cuz your pecks are too big man? Canny swim cuz i'm too huge pal.
by Buffington Beef Broth August 7, 2018
mugGet the Too Huge Palmug.

Matty K Griddy too Sturdy

A pretty cute blonde durly haired kid. Has disses on him written by Boaz Lamar. such as koffleria and Like Matt. He is a pretty cute kid and can get annoying sometimes.
Oh Im hanging out with that cute blonde kid, Matty K griddy too sturdy.

I hate when a koffler talk about games, then somebody play, they turn into lames
Then hop online like "play for my bitty," he fakin' for friends and acting like diddy

His hailey a killer, he wanna be junior, they must've forgot the shit that they done
by someonewithdawords May 20, 2024
mugGet the Matty K Griddy too Sturdymug.

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