tool

someone who constantly cheats on their significant other, can be male or female

my friend was dating this guy, and one night he and my friend's best friend were hanging out and ended up having sex. my friend broke up with him when she found out and then he and the best friend started dating. until he cough the best friend making out with is best friend in the school library. the guy and the best friend broke up

both the best friend and guy are tools

by shortyAJ February 27, 2011

Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits

Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.

by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017

Tool shed

Where people go when they make a really tool-ish comment.

Boy 1: Hey dude can you lend me a couple dollars?
Boy 2: Oh yeah sure best friend here's your money, and maybe we can hang out later?
Boy 1: Nah, but thanks for the money, and when you're done go to the tool shed douche.

by youknowit21454 June 5, 2010

tool

a person who doesnt understand this meaning n has to look it up on urban dictionary to use against a friend when they dont even kno it

kimberely anna-lynn ?? ..or somone with bigger boobs then her body structure

kim is a tool cuz she has big boobs n no brains

by erkelnator June 11, 2008

fag tool

A male using another male to pleasure ones self without the other male knowing.

Hey my homeboy reece is my fag tool.

by Emoshy September 15, 2016

Tool

A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.

What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!

by King-of-the-whifes February 1, 2025

Devil's Tools

An item or even a body part that can be used to create a disaster.

These hands, they're the devil's tools!

by emjayare August 5, 2021