Shark Special

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female during her period.

Baby I'm about to give you the Shark Special on your Shark Week.

by JENnaySayQWA April 1, 2015

sharkeef

The blackest of the black. So dark that at night he is invisible

Dude1: the other night I got attacked by something but I didn't see what it was
Dude2: it was probably a sharkeef, they are so dark you can't see them at night

by The pickle tickle January 25, 2017

shark turd

A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.

Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.

by milpoolSK March 7, 2017

Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.

Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.

by MAG66 March 21, 2017

Shark man

a big fish with legs, sharp teeth and that has many different salty variations.

Some sharks are known to of grown legs and joined schools under the name of fish parts. for example a most common used shark name is Fin. These shark men are normally very salty and fishy. They also normally have weird last names

That guy looks salty maybe hes a shark man?

by social studies of aquatic myth September 7, 2017

Shark Attack

A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.

"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"

"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"

by yaboythe ssd December 6, 2017

Sharker

For Steam / Online games that have a virtual economy. When a user takes advantage of a normally new user who is experienced in trading and steals the new user's items by low-balling him less then 20% of the items true value.

Ex. A new user has a item worth 100 usd A sharker adds them and trades his 20 usd item for the new players 100 usd item

Man JhejH PoT is such a sharker he traded his 200 usd item for a 2000 usd one with a noob...

by Hugh Mungus305 April 21, 2018