Soft Maxxing

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.

Bro this girl was twerkin on my shit I had to start Soft Maxxing

by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024

Soft

Powdered cocaine.
Rocked up cocaine is hard, powdered cocaine is soft, get it?

Dude-“Yo, you got any of that soft??”

Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”

Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”

by AnonyMystery69 May 3, 2022

Soft Marshmallow

When you pull a one pump chump and have to keep tapping that ass with ur chode.

I had to hit that with a soft marshmallow!

by YnotZoidberg February 11, 2017

soft white male

White males who survive in the DEI Era by fawning over, agreeing with, and taking sides with DEI hires.

I became aware that the new Kevin guy had no ability to do his job and i wondered how he wasn't fired. Then I realized that he was a soft white male.

by TheFleeceMan July 4, 2025

Hangzhou Soft Landing

To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.

Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing

by PatrickTBateman October 27, 2021

soft groomer

a type of groomer that isn’t sexual. a groomer that plays nice and is sweet, and mostly seen as a parental figure by the person being groomed. this groomers intent is only to gain control and trust only later to abandon or turn against the one being groomed.

“He was a soft groomer.”
“Oh man, I’m sorry. They’re hard to point out…”

by villiandeku November 12, 2023

micro soft

Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction

Director: This isn't very good, somebody get the micro soft a viagra

by bropacalypse January 16, 2017